Po-Dunk

Apparently, he can afford a state-of-the-art sound system for his beat up Chevy, but he can't afford to wear something besides sweatpants and a wife beater. Apparently, rap is the only music in existence and musicals are for gay people. Apparently, tobacco is the most important food group, and Budweiser should be guzzled like H2O. Apparently, babies are the most hip thing to carry onstage at graduation other than a diploma. Apparently, "please" and "thank you" are no longer considered a part of polite vernacular, and can instead be replaced with baboon-like grunts. Apparently, sluts call sluts sluts. Apparently, gossip is perfectly acceptable as long as you promise to pray for the "sinner". Apparently, it is normal to carefully disinfect a baby's highchair and then proceed to blow cigarette smoke into its face. Apparently, one can tan one's skin to the point of being black and also be racist. Apparently, people pay 50,000 dollars on college so they can booze and mess around in order to acquire jobs which pay enough to allow more boozing and messing around. Apparently, Wal-Mart is the Taj Mahal of America. Welcome to Po-Dunk.